Shitstorm O'Blitzkrieg

Here is his last Letterman appearance that was originally cut, plus interview with Mary Hicks

happy new year....or else

things to do in 2009.

get at least 1 haircut.
smile twice a month (maximum)
at least attempt to complete my endless list of half finished PS3 games
learn to cook something that isn't spaghetti bolognese or an old el paso fajita kit.
a cuddly toy.
iron a shirt.
go out less and watch more tv alone in my room.
and bark at the moon.

didn't do much last year apart from turn 25, play littlebigplanet and somehow get a girlfriend.

which means it was my most productive year to date.

in conclusion.....SUCH A MIGHTY WALLOP

anyone know a decent place to get a decent mobile with a decent amount of numbers on the front, preferebly 0-9 not to fussy about the hash key, and the other one, whatever it's name is, possible john, but i dunno.

anyway. currently on o2 pay as you go, tempted to get a contract, unless anyone knows of a good place to get handsets, or good contract offers, but would prefer not to spend more than £20 a month.

but enough about me.

how's you?

The Sackboy Cometh.

now, i don't know much about old doctor who history and the time war and all that....

....i do have early memories of sylvester mccoy knocking round with something or other...

...but what i did like about the latest episode was....

THE Doctor: but the time war is time locked you can't go back
Davros: yeah, well he did ya prick, what ya gonna do abowt it????


...nice.



also.

MAXIMUM RED ALERT


it's like red alert, only MAXIMUM

i think my clitoris is infected, it's all crusted and shit.

so, moving day next tuesday, i think, should probably check that.

filled one box with dvds and that's about it so far, i'll do the rest later i suppose.

in other news....

r.i.p agent 355...oh how i miss her so.

new season of venture bros be pretty sweet.

new episodes of metalocalypse are much better than the ones from the beginning of season 2.

currently downloading the bourne trilogy because damon rocks the shit in it.

all very exciting stuff i'm sure you'll agree, and now it's wheeeeeto time.

got milk?

where's the beef?

gah.

EDIT: turns out a clitoris wasn't what i thought it was, still not sure why the back of my ear is so crusty.

working 10-6 all week is fun but then doing 8-4 on a friday just tires the arse off then on then off me again.

did go to OK Comics after work to pick up Marvel Zombies 2 and Y: The Last Man books 8,9 and the finale book 10.

GO TEAM YORICK!

slept after work, now can't sleep.

going to watch In Bruges again, but first malcolm in the middle on bbc 2.

and why oh why after spending almost 10 years in blackpool full of crap illuminations switch on celebrities do they now decide, 2 years after i leave, to get people i might actually be interested in seeing flip a fake switch.

http://www.visitblackpool.com/switch-on

POWER!!!!!

before the bills came i bought....

Freaks and Geeks Season 1.
The Office: An American Workplace Season 2.
Most Extreme Elimination Challenge Season 1 (American Takeshi's Castle)

now the bills have arrived and i'm balls broke. and my balls broke.

aty least the rain is here, kind of, the rain stops me from having to walk home carrying my coat and bag and sweating my broken balls off.

hmmmm, i seem to be full of non interesting shite...

watch this...




I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER!

Go Team Venture!



swiped from urbaniak

so my bank holiday weekend has involved me being in the living room.

meant to go to blackpool but then bills arrived so fucked that idea.

turns out most of my evenings involve sitting in living room drinking bourbon watching stuff.

mostly venture bros dvds with commentary on because doc hammer and jackson publick are my heroes.

oh, and then i fell asleep on the couch, then woke up to throw up, and it was nasty, the kind that feels like you're throwing up potato wedge acid, and drinking apple juice afterwards makes it worse.

plan for the next month: drink less.

not working tomorrow which means i can sit around for an extra day, not sure what i'll watch, so little options, so little time.

might try heroin.

anywhoooooo here's beavis, butthead and elastica.

pppppppppppppppppppayday.

argh, i gots lots ofs shits tos sorts outs ins thes nexts months.

nothing of real meaning to add, just wanted to post my second favourite Reuben video...

Blood, Bunny, Larkhall

so i look over at the tv and see star trek: tng and see whoopi goldberg fencing, unfortunately i missed who the opponent was, probably cpt. picard, although it could have have been a flashback showing why geordi needs those tea strainer shades, nothing to do with being stabbed in eyes, whoopi was just blowing picard.....MAKE IT SO.........oh! there's a borg!...but they're mostly just talking to it so probably won't be many killings.

this week had been a mix of the usual mundane and the extreme awesome shit, was awake all night wednesday getting stressed about financial crap, which made me get stressed about the fact i was still awake at 5am and may miss work, i get too stressed and depressed and undressed about money and the colour of my underwear, and then all the worry makes me ill and poop sideways which is never good, especially if i don't know if it's going to be coming out of the left or the right.

feeling ok now, just watched the self-edited version of day of the dead on bbc 2, fell asleep 25 minutes into it and woke up 10 minutes from the end, saw enough killings to make me happy though.

not doing much this weekend, really need to clean up and play grand theft auto iv (4) more, i've had no energy to do anything recently, downloaded event horizon so may see how that holds up after 10 years.

so in conclusion, watch one of my favourite music videos and songs....

Reuben - Deadly Lethal Ninja Assassin



AND I MADE YOU TRENT REZNOR SPINNING ON HIS BACK WITH A MOTORISED ACTION
YOU MADE ME A RED AND BLACK SCARF, I WEAR IT MY AROUND MY NECK, BUT NO MOTORISED ACTION, NO MOTORISED ACTION, NO MOTORISED ACTION, NO MOTORISED ACTION

Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip @ The Cockpit.

Woo.

little brother coming over too, finally i have someone to slap around.

may be an extra ticket if anyone is interested.

so....

i'm an uncle now, yet another life i may have to force towards the light.


job be good, only temping for now until i start for reals next monday so lots of fun filing. although the filing cabinet thing has an awesome view over the tops of the hyde park houses and i get to watch the 56 go up and down the road by the hyde park picture house, and i get daily fun trips to jacksons for lunch and drunk tramps, and one time i met will and nate.

next problem facing me is a place to live in july as that angry fellow i live with has decided to move to manKhester to pursue his dreams of being angry in a different city, and high class cheese shops apparently.

anybody looking for someone awesome to live with soon or have i left it too late, preferably in the hyde park area as after only 4 days i've gotten used to walking to work.

so in conclusion i have a niece and i feel nice.

Got me a job.

I'm now an Environment Agency informant.

so no fly-tipping you fucks.

now i need to sort out where i'm supposed to live.

i'm fucked. i'm fucked. i'm absolutely fucked.....

hmm, i was trying to get a song going then, it didn't work out.

got sacked today.

mixed emotions.

being there is the thing that made me depressed and ill to not be there.

it's a vicious game of pong.

Stewart Lee this evening!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

v

damn

v

bollocks

ahhhhh CTRL + v



PASQUALE IS P0WNEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddarghihatemyself.

more yootoob

Woman Like A Man by Damien Rice

roy schneider dead?

erm...what?